A punched lasagne - A vagina that’s been used like a gym. It’s sore, smelly, and

A vagina that’s been used like a gym. It’s sore, smelly, and probably has a side of bacteria.

My neighbor’s vagina looked like a punched lasagne after her boyfriend’s 10th visit.

My mom’s vagina looked like a punched lasagne after a month of no sleep and a lot of sex.

My cousin’s vagina looked like a punched lasagne after she used it like a backpack for her kids.