A punched lasagne - A vagina that’s been through a war and lost. It’s stretched,

A vagina that’s been through a war and lost. It’s stretched, bruised, and slightly smelly.

After giving birth, my aunt looked like a punched lasagne. She didn’t care.

My mom said my sister’s vagina looked like a punched lasagne after the third kid.

My cousin’s vagina looked like a punched lasagne after her boyfriend tried to do a backflip in it.