A poundland Paula
A poundland Paula is a woman who spends her day in the kitchen drinking cheap wine. She’s got two kids and two boyfriends and thinks she’s a queen. She’s the reason the planet is full of sad people.
My mum is a poundland Paula. She had my brother with a builder and me with a barman.
That lady at the supermarket is a poundland Paula. She has a dog that smells like a gym sock.
My friend’s girlfriend is a poundland Paula. She eats chips with ketchup and thinks she’s fancy.