a posh wank - When you wear a condom just to make your wank look like it’s

When you wear a condom just to make your wank look like it’s worth something.

I put on a condom and wanked like I was selling my wank at a market.

I wore a condom because my wank was too basic.

I wanked with a condom so it would look like I was doing a job interview.