A Plate of Metal Chips - When you smash your mouth like a melon with knuckle dusters

When you smash your mouth like a melon with knuckle dusters on and it looks like a war zone inside your face.

I ate a plate of metal chips and my mouth is now a crime scene.

My brother tried to eat a plate of metal chips and now he talks like a broken robot.

I bit into a plate of metal chips and my teeth are now on strike.