A Planter
When your face gets hit by something hard and it’s like your face is saying, ‘I didn’t sign up for this.’ It’s like you walked into a wall and it was rude about it.
I ran into the wall like it was my enemy and my face got a free punch.
I got face-planted by a cart and now my face is sore.
That collision was so bad my face got a black eye and a bruise.