A Planter
Old-timey rich people who owned plantations and had slaves do all the work because they were too lazy and dumb to lift a finger. They even let their family cuck soldiers while they fought for freedom and they just sat there eating cake.
That planter had so many kids from soldiers that he had a new kid every year.
They let their slaves do all the work and then acted like they were saving the country.
They didn’t even know what freedom was and still claimed they were fighting for it.