a piece of uber-plad
the most obnoxious piece of clothing you can imagine. only the most annoying pimps and people who think they're important wear it. it's like plad on steroids and a curse.
my uncle wore a piece of uber-plad to the doctor. the doctor gave him a diagnosis and a headache.
i saw a piece of uber-plad on a guy walking his dog. the dog looked confused.
my sister wore a piece of uber-plad to my birthday. i had to hide under the table.