A person who eats bread
A guy who eats bread like it’s going out of style and thinks watching life hacks will make him rich. He’s got a cat that looks at him like he’s a total idiot.
He once tried to become a millionaire by eating bread and watching DIY shows.
He spends 5 hours a day watching videos about how to make a sandwich.
His cat judges him every time he eats bread in front of it.