a person named zero
He's a fag who's too faggot to be normal and is in love with a fag who thinks Mephiles is the only thing that makes sense in life.
Zero texts his crush: 'Mephiles is my soulmate. You are my soulmate. Now I have two soulmates. I'm confused.'
Zero breaks down in the hallway after his crush says Mephiles is better than him.
Zero yells at his crush: 'You can't just be a fag and like Mephiles! You're both fags!'