a pep rally
A dumb event where kids scream and cheer for a team that probably stinks, even though the school is full of failures and the teachers are just as bad.
I went to the pep rally and my teacher yelled at me for not cheering loud enough. I said, 'I’m tired, not dead.'
The pep rally was so loud, the principal had to turn off the lights just to think.
My friend said, 'I came to the pep rally, and I left with a headache and a promise to never come back.'