a pep rally
A crazy, useless school event where the band plays like they’re on fire, the cheerleaders scream like they’re dying, and no one pays attention because they’re all on their phones.
The pep rally was so loud, the janitor had to shut the door to the gym to keep the noise out.
I tried to text my friend during the pep rally, but the cheerleader saw me and yelled, 'You’re a traitor!'
My friend left the pep rally before it even started because he said, 'I have a life.'