A Penky
Penky is the best. He's thicc, he's got buttcheeks that could win a competition, and he will eat your ass nine times if you mess with him.
Penky ate my ass nine times. I deserved it.
He's thicc and he's got buttcheeks like a pig. I love him.
Penky has nine lives and he's gonna take mine if I don't watch out.