A Noser
A guy with a big, red, shiny nose that looks like a clown's nose. He gets boners on his nose because he’s so nose-heavy.
He had a red, shiny nose like a clown, and he gets boners on his nose.
He walked in like a clown with a nose, and he had a boner on it.
He had a big, red nose that looked like a clown, and it had a boner on it.