A Niren
A guy who steals your friends and hangs out with the worst bunch. He smells like old socks and thinks watching fish in the basement on Tuesday at 9:20 is the best thing ever. He can't even skate and if he tries, he eats literal dog shit.
He took my best friend and now they're both sitting in the basement watching fish like it's a party
He tried to skate and face-planted into a wall
He said 'watching fish is the best thing ever' and I said 'you're a niren'