a Nintendo Minute
A Nintendo Minute is when time is like a psycho who won’t stop ticking and you’re stuck in their head.
"Time was a psycho and I was stuck in its head. I lost.", @MarioBroSickOfIt
"Time ticked like it had a grudge against me. I almost cried.", @SonicDiedAgain
"Time is like that one psycho who won’t stop ticking. I’m out.", @NinjaGaidenBored