a Nintendo Minute
A Nintendo Minute is when time is like your friend who always shows up late and ruins your plans.
"Time showed up late and ruined my level. I got killed.", @MarioMan2000
"Time was my friend and it showed up 10 minutes late. I failed.", @SonicSpeedy
"Time is my friend and it’s the worst. I’m done with it.", @NinjaGaidenNoob