a Nintendo Minute
A Nintendo Minute is when time is like your annoying little brother, counting down with a smile and a victory dance.
"Time counted down like it was doing a victory dance. I was too tired to fight.", @MarioBroSickOfIt
"I got killed by time because it was being extra today.", @SonicDiedAgain
"Time was my nemesis and it had a 10-minute head start.", @NinjaGaidenBored