a Nintendo Minute
A Nintendo Minute is when time is like a ticking bomb in your face and you're just trying to survive.
"Time was a ticking bomb and I was trying to survive. I failed.", @MarioBroSickOfIt
"I was like, 'I have 1 minute,' and time was like, 'I’m a ticking bomb.'", @SonicDiedAgain
"Time is a ticking bomb and I’m just trying to not explode.", @NinjaGaidenBored