A night without armor - Doing the horizontal mambo with Jewel, no protection, just h

Doing the horizontal mambo with Jewel, no protection, just hope and a lot of bad decisions.

'I had a night without armor and now I’m questioning my life choices.'

'Jewel said I was cute. I said I was drunk. Both were true.'

'My mom found out. She said I was a disgrace. I said she was a drama queen.'