a nigel danger wank
Nigel was so scared of the lunatic with the knives that he did a full-blown danger wank, but he messed it up and peed on his mum instead of hiding.
Nigel did a danger wank while screaming about a madman with knives, and peed on his mum’s face.
Nigel was so scared of the knife guy, he came all over his mum when she walked in.
Nigel shouted for the cops, then peed on his mum because he was too busy wanking.