a nigel danger wank
Nigel screamed at his mum, who was dead and smelly, to call the cops because some lunatic with knives was trying to kill him. But instead of hiding, he took off his pants and went full danger wank, only to spill his load all over her when she came in with a rolling pin.
Nigel was on the toilet, screaming about a knife-wielding maniac, then peed all over his mum when she walked in.
Nigel’s danger wank was so bad, he peed on his mum’s rolling pin.
Nigel had a danger wank while yelling about being murdered, and then peed all over his dead mum.