A Nice Honda - A Nice Honda is when someone tries to hide their tiny dong b

A Nice Honda is when someone tries to hide their tiny dong by showing off their car like it's the best thing since sliced meatballs.

You: 'Nice Honda, bro.' Him: 'Thanks, I needed that compliment.'

At the gas station, I told my friend, 'He’s got a Nice Honda, but I bet he’s got a tiny one.'

My mom said, 'Why do you always say A Nice Honda?' I said, 'Because it’s true.'