A Nice Honda
A Nice Honda is when someone’s car is so nice it makes you forget they have the size of a raisin.
I told my friend, 'He’s got a Nice Honda, but I bet he’s got a tiny one.'
At the park, I said, 'He’s got a Nice Honda, but I bet he can’t even pull up.'
My brother said, 'You got a Nice Honda, but I know you're lying.'