A Newell
A town so small it thinks it’s the center of the universe. It’s full of people who think they’re tough and also think they’re cool for chewing tobacco.
My uncle said, ‘That town is so small, it’s like a donkey’s nose.’
He texted me, ‘I visited Newell and it felt like I was in a donkey’s brain.’
He said, ‘Newell is so stupid, it invented the word ‘mullet’ and called it a style.’