A New Zealand Welcome - The way New Zealanders say hello by kicking your ass and wat

The way New Zealanders say hello by kicking your ass and watching you cry over a goat's butt.

I just got a New Zealand Welcome and now my face is red and I'm crying over a goat.

My cousin came to visit and got a New Zealand Welcome. He’s still mad about it.

I tried to say hello and got a New Zealand Welcome. Now I’m crying and my pants are wet.