A New Zealand Welcome
The way New Zealanders say hello by shoving you into a lake and making you watch a goat get its butt slapped.
I got a New Zealand Welcome and ended up in a lake. Now I’m wet and watching a goat get its butt slapped.
My friend tried to say hello and got a New Zealand Welcome. He’s now in a lake and crying.
I got a New Zealand Welcome and my pants are soaked. I also saw a goat get its butt slapped.