A New Zealand Welcome - A greeting that starts with you getting slapped and ends wit

A greeting that starts with you getting slapped and ends with you watching a goat do butt stuff.

My teacher gave me a New Zealand Welcome for not doing my homework. I got slapped and saw a goat do butt stuff.

I got a New Zealand Welcome at the bus stop. Now my face is sore and I’m mad.

My brother gave me a New Zealand Welcome. I got slapped and saw a goat do butt stuff.