a need a shite
A need a shite is when you’re so full of crappiness you could make a dog run away. It’s like you’re the most stinkin’ person ever.
He came in and the whole class started holding their noses. He needed a shite.
I had three sodas and a bag of chips. I needed a shite so bad I could scream.
She walked in and the teacher said, 'We need to talk about the smell.' She needed a shite.