A national eat a banana day
On October 18th you have to eat one banana and then you can brag about it like you’re the king of the fruit world.
I ate one banana and my friend ate 20. I called him a minion. He threw a banana at me.
My mom made me eat a banana and then she ate 10. I told her she was a minion and she yelled at me.
I ate one banana and my brother ate 100. He called me a minion and I called him a f***ing banana monster.