A Natalie
A Natalie is someone you should never mess with, she'll forgive you for being a complete idiot, but only if you're lucky.
My Natalie let me fail my math test because I was being an idiot. Then she failed hers too just to be mean.
My Natalie didn't say anything when I called her a fanny. I thought I got away with it. I didn't.
My Natalie told me I was a dork and then walked off. I still love her.