a muff
A muff is like a sock for your snatch, keeping it warm and happy whether you’re skating on ice or making out in the mall. It’s also what you wear if you don’t want your snatch to freeze and turn into a popsicle.
I wore my muff to the ice rink, and my snatch thanked me with a standing ovation.
My muff is so fluffy, it’s like a giant marshmallow.
I tried to go without my muff, and my snatch started shivering like a scared puppy.