a muff
A muff is like a little patch of hair above your snatch. It’s not a bush, which is just a muff that went feral and started a rebellion.
My muff is so well-groomed, it’s like it’s got a personal hairdresser.
I told my muff it was a bush, and it looked offended.
My muff is so tiny, it’s like a little mouse hiding in a sock.