a muff
A muff is a woman’s private business. It can be small and tight, or big and messy. It can smell like a gym sock, a rose garden, or a hot dog stand on a summer day.
My muff smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a sock drawer for a year.
I told my muff it was the best muff in the whole world, and it blushed.
My muff is so big, it has its own Instagram account.