a muff
A muff is a place in Ireland where people dive into water like it’s a personal insult. It’s also where my cousin went and came out with a sunburn the size of a pizza.
I went to the muff contest, and I drowned in a pool of shame.
My aunt went to the muff contest, and her sunburn was so big, it had its own zip code.
The muff contest is so intense, it’s like a battle between water and human dignity.