a mudgepacker
A fag who hides his gayness by dyeing his hair blonde and pretending he’s from a stupid Aussie soap. He lifts weights like a maniac because he’s too embarrassed to admit he likes boys and sings the show’s theme song while imagining having gay sex with a guy who has weird ears and a weird face.
"I’m not gay, I’m just trying to look like a character from Home and Away!", said no one ever.
He screamed the theme song at the gym while lifting 200 pounds.
He tried to flirt with a guy who looked like a deformed alien and failed miserably.