a muckenfuss - When you trade your wrangler tags like it's the stock market

When you trade your wrangler tags like it's the stock market and you're betting your dignity.

I swapped my wrangler tag for a bag of chips and now I'm stuck with a coupon for a free lollipop.

He traded his wrangler tag for a fish and now he's swimming in regret.

They swapped tags like it was the final round of a battle royale.