A Mouth Divided
When you try to speak but your brain sends too many messages to your mouth and it just spits out a jumble of words that even your dog doesn’t understand.
I said, "I’m gonna watch TV and also maybe play video games and definitely not do my chores."
She said, "I’m gonna eat pizza and also maybe a taco and definitely not a salad."
He said, "I’m gonna go to the park and also maybe the beach and definitely not the mall."