A Mouth Divided
When you try to say two things at once and your mouth just explodes into a mess of words that nobody understands, not even your mom.
I said, "I’m gonna go to the beach and also maybe the park and definitely not the mall."
She yelled, "I’m gonna eat pizza and also maybe a burger and definitely not a salad."
He whispered, "I’m gonna sleep and also maybe dream and definitely not wake up."