A Mouth Divided
When you try to say one thing but your brain adds ten more things and your mouth just gives up and says everything all at once like it’s trying to win a race.
I said, "I’m gonna go to the store and buy milk and bread and eggs and also maybe a cat and a dog and a chicken."
She said, "I’m gonna eat pizza and drink soda and also maybe eat cake and drink juice and definitely not eat broccoli."
He said, "I’m gonna play video games and also maybe watch TV and definitely not do my homework or go to school or go to the park."