a moses
A smart guy who’s super loyal to his friends. He’s got a brain like a supercomputer, but he also hums Christmas songs when he’s bored. He’ll yell at you if you don’t know what capitalism is.
Moses knew my secret, and he kept it like it was a treasure.
He hummed 'Jingle Bells' in the middle of a math test.
He yelled at me for not knowing what capitalism was. I still don’t.