a monster in paris
A movie about a monster in Paris who falls for a French singer, but she’s really the one in charge, like a sneaky puppeteer, and it’s a terrible version of The Phantom of the Opera that no one should have to watch.
I watched it with my mom. She cried. I didn’t know why.
My teacher made me watch it for homework. I failed math because of it.
I watched it and then I screamed at the TV. It was that bad.