a miserable little pile of secrets - A man who’s got more secrets than a priest. He’s the kind of

A man who’s got more secrets than a priest. He’s the kind of guy who tells you his life story and then lies about it.

He told me he was a spy. I believe him. He’s a miserable little pile of secrets.

My neighbor says he’s a rockstar. He’s got a guitar. It’s broken.

He told me he won the lottery. He’s got a ticket. It’s for a different number.