They asked a girl, 'If you had to eat a shoe, would you eat it or would you just scream?' and she said, 'I would scream and then eat it.'

They asked a guy, 'If you could be a vegetable, what would you be?' and he said, 'A pickle, because I like being pickled.'

They asked a girl, 'What's your favorite way to die?' and she said, 'I don't know, but I like it.'