a mini cooper
The best car ever, unless you own a Mini. It’s like a magical unicorn, but it comes in two flavors: old and new, both amazing but with different kinds of awesome.
My friend’s Mini is like a unicorn, but I ride a donkey and I’m okay with that.
I saw my neighbor’s Mini and I felt jealous, but I still like my car better.
My Mini is awesome, but I wish I had a unicorn.