a mini cooper - Getting fisted by a midget, but it’s not a minivan. You can

Getting fisted by a midget, but it’s not a minivan. You can get one if you pay enough money.

My Mini Cooper is like getting fisted by a midget, and I love it.

I bought a Mini Cooper, and it’s like a midget gave me a hand job.

I would pay a lot for a midget to give me a hand job, and that’s what I got.