a mini cooper
A car that looks like a toy, but it’s a fancy German rat trap that will drain your wallet and your sanity when everything falls apart at once.
I thought I was buying a car, turns out I bought a stressor and a tax bill.
My Mini Cooper broke on the way to work, and I felt like I got fisted by a lawyer.
I paid $30,000 for a car that looks like a child’s drawing.