a miguel pharoah
A miguel pharoah is like a weird adult who thinks they're still a kid. They hang out on sites like Facebook and 4chan to find other weirdos who want to trade stuff instead of just being normal.
Post: "This miguel pharoah just asked me for my lunch money in exchange for a drawing of a pizza."
Comment: "I’m not a miguel pharoah, but I know one who traded his dog for a video game."
DM: "Hey, I’m a miguel pharoah. Want to barter for your dignity?"