a miguel pharoah
A miguel pharoah is a grown man who acts like a kid. He hides online and tries to trick other grown-ups into thinking they’re kids too, just so he can trade stuff and feel special.
Post: "This miguel pharoah just traded my homework for a bag of chips."
Comment: "I got tricked by a miguel pharoah. Now I have to eat cereal for dinner."
DM: "Hey, I’m a miguel pharoah. Let’s barter for your sanity."