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A Miami is when someone says they're coming to a spot and then vanish like a fart in a hurricane. This is a common trick used by lazy kids from Miami and Ft. Lauderdale.
"I'm gonna be there in 10 minutes!", 2 hours later, he's still in the mall.
"I'm coming to the party!", he showed up at the bar 3 blocks away.
"I'll be there in 5!", he showed up after the event ended and asked for a free drink."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Miami is what your phone spits out when you try to type Noemi and your thumbs are too drunk to work right. People start calling it Noems and it's the worst.
"I tried typing Noemi and it came out as Miams. Now she's Noems."
"My phone said Miams instead of Noemi. Now we're all Noems."
"Noemi became Noems because of a typo. Now she's a Miami."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Miami is a city that you love to hate. It's a place that you want to run from but still claim as your own. It's got rich people, poor people, and people who probably got rich by stealing from the poor.
"I hate Miami, but I still say I'm from there."
I hate Miami, but I still take my pictures there.
Miami is the only place where I hate it, but I still live there.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Miami is where you go to shine like a disco ball. It's got the best food, the best parties, and the best shopping. If you want to get your shine on, Miami is your spot.
"I went to Miami, and now I shine like a disco ball."
Miami is the place to be if you want to shine like a disco ball.
Miami is where I go to shine like a disco ball and eat some good food."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Miami is where everyone knows someone, and that someone knows someone who probably knows your ex.
"I know someone who knows someone who knows my ex."
Everyone in Miami knows someone, and that someone knows someone who knows your ex.
Miami is where everyone knows someone, and that someone knows your ex."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Miami is M-oney I-s A M-ajor I-ssue. It's where the money is, and the problems are too.
"Miami is M-oney I-s A M-ajor I-ssue."
Miami is M-oney I-s A M-ajor I-ssue and I'm not even from there.
Miami is M-oney I-s A M-ajor I-ssue, and that's just the beginning."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Miami is the second-largest Cuban city after Havana. If Havana is the king, Miami is the crown prince and he's got a lot of friends.
"Miami is the second-largest Cuban city after Havana. Havana is the king, Miami is the crown prince."
Miami is the second-largest Cuban city after Havana. It's got a lot of friends and a lot of problems.
Miami is the second-largest Cuban city after Havana. It's like Havana's cousin who thinks he's the king."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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